Rainy Polo

After a polista’s 30th the night before, you would think the turnout the next day would be tardy at best and non-existant at worst. But we managed a good turnout today, in spite of hangovers and the weather. After punching in at Kent St with some of the other regulars, I had to head back to the Glorious People’s Republic of Moreland to contribute to the collective’s continued existence (ie, pay rent) and took the opportunity to a) make some cheesy muffins for the crew, b) brew some coffee and chuck it in a thermos and c) pull on some fishnets.

*cough*

As you do.

So with an eye on the dark-grey clouds lingering over the ‘burbs I headed back down to the Stanley St Slaughteryards, to see a revitalised court – planks of timber covering the two street-facing driveways, and 6 of the polo faithful, malleting away in spite of the imminent weather. It held off, surprisingly, and some new ball technology was explored – tennis balls covered in fabric tape. It worked, to an extent, I’m sure if we were using slightly more expensive balls with maybe a little more tape, they’d hold up to the occasional roll-over that polo balls are exposed to. At least with our crowd. We need to spend less time rolling over the ball, and more time malleting that sonofa into the cones.

A good day in all, at the least from a catering perspective! I think I need to bring larger cups next time. Er no not bra size. Mitchell I’m going to eat that Danish tomorrow at breakfast - and you can’t stop me

(In other news, another Skid Vicious video has been posted by the good folk at http://crankysundays.blogspot.com/ … watch again for MBPC’s one-two in the skid comp and footdown!)

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Share the love, kids.

I was riding home the other day from town and saw a ‘drunk bike’, that is, a bike that had been locked in such a fashion, that, either as a consequence of a malicious pedestrian, an impartial gust of wind, or sudden downpour of dropbears, has fallen over and is thus just begging for a kicking. I figured ‘leave a note’ and told ‘em to lock it proper next time time.

I then recalled the ‘your bike is hot’ thing. So if you see teh hawt bike … share the love. But if you see a drunk bike and you’ve got a spare 5 minutes … why not?

I’ve uploaded the pdf of it here … somewhere …

… ahh well. Visit this instead: http://www.yourbikeishot.com/

Skid Polo Report

The Melbourne Bicycle Polo Club was well represented in the MDMA ‘Skid Vicious’ Skid Competition last Sunday, as seen in Andy White’s photo essay at http://www.fyxomatosis.com/news.php?readmore=1248 .
Alex pulled off both the longest skid and the overall winning skid, in excess of an estimated 105m! No news yet as to how many tyres he went through to perfect his winning form. The final prize pool was $125, although I’m sure there were more than 12 1/2 people racing …
Ray won the ‘foot down’, a bike variation of the party game ‘Musical Chairs’, with cyclists attempting to knock each other off their bikes without taking their hands off the handlebars, or their feet off the pedals. For his trouble he won a handful of cash and a white vittoria road tyre. Will we see him on a tricked-out fixie soon?
Thanks to Dimos, the only tram driver in Melbourne who can skip-stop a W-class, for organising a ripper of a day. Don’t know how the Alleycat afterwards went down, or if it went at all … more photos at Urbanbicyclist’s Flickr and http://crankysundays.blogspot.com/ .
Sunday Polo was held on the South side of the Exhibition Buildings, instead of the usual West carpark location due to the Melbourne Art Fair . Playing on a narrow (read: path-sized) pitch, with an interesting roll-off on one side down to the restored flower beds, made for longer-than-usual matches. 2-on-2 was discussed at one stage. Thanks to Damon for the box-o’-beer – I’m sure any unresolved debts will be settled by Sunday ;-)
Polo tonight at Ikea from 6:30, with pre-match drinks starting at 5:30, scuttlebutt and unsubstantiated rumour at the Royston Hotel, 12 River Street, Richmond. www.roystonhotel.com.au (Corner North and River Sts. Head south from Ikea along Burnley St, left / east into North St (work that one out), and then last on the left. Huge hotel. Can’t miss it.
Alex 4.o